Congratulations. You are now a resident of Dudeland. Here is your residency certificate.
 this certificate affirms that
Jack Burnett
has been granted residency
in the Macronesian state of Dudeland
on this day
May 8, 2026
 The state of Dudeland |
If you like, you can purchase a gold sealed copy on parchment paper at our store.
Arrived here but don’t have residency yourself? You can sign up here.
